Gloryforus Mindfockery

This book is like smoking weed out of a fluorescent/elaborate crack pipe. It has the charm of a flamboyant crackhead with a chicken-feathered fedora and a metallic lectern. I think the prince has a cracked egg head and that is eggistentially grand, man. Billy Lavender smells great and Lily Marshmallow tastes good. I want to know more about these weird folksy folk. There is some sublime mind-fockery. It is but one step from the redonkulous to the sublime and he made some delicious limeade. All these characters are fun and I just appreciate what is being said. You read with your ears...Leopold James said that. I love reading this out-loud to my nieces and nephew. She loves the pig and his juice. I highly recommend this book to everybody.